I'm not sure who gets the hat tip for this one but it is well deserved.
Old Butch
John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.
Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.
Now, he could sit on the porch And fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.
John's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!
When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could run for cover.
To John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.
He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.
John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well. Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.
Vote carefully next year, the bells are not always audible
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Tuesday, October 20, 2009
7 Obama Lies In Under 2 Minutes
For a guy that was supposed to have the most transparent administration and congress in the history of the U.S., it appears Obama is number one. The problem is Obama has the dubious distinction of being the most secretive and obstructive president in the history of the our country.
(view here)
Obama make Nixon look like an amateur.
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(view here)
Obama make Nixon look like an amateur.
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Labels:
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Friday, October 9, 2009
Top 10 Things You Need To Do To Win The Nobel Peace Prize
(10) - You must be a pacifist
(9) - Must have made excuses for enemies of the United States and freedom
(8) - Must have an intense dislike for Israel
(7) - Must suck up to the fascists and radicals in the UN
(6) - Must never, never, never have been a Republican
(5) - Your spiritual mentor must hate and condemn the U.S.
(4) - You must blame all the world's problems on the U.S. and past presidents
(3) - Must not be George W. Bush
(2) - Must have been in office less than 2 weeks
(1) - and the number 1 thing you must do to Win The Nobel Peace Prize -
You must dislike the United States and all her history
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(9) - Must have made excuses for enemies of the United States and freedom
(8) - Must have an intense dislike for Israel
(7) - Must suck up to the fascists and radicals in the UN
(6) - Must never, never, never have been a Republican
(5) - Your spiritual mentor must hate and condemn the U.S.
(4) - You must blame all the world's problems on the U.S. and past presidents
(3) - Must not be George W. Bush
(2) - Must have been in office less than 2 weeks
(1) - and the number 1 thing you must do to Win The Nobel Peace Prize -
You must dislike the United States and all her history
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Labels:
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Friday, September 25, 2009
Seeds of Disaster - ACORN and Obama
Planting Seeds of Disaster - ACORN, Barack Obama, and the Democratic Party.
(read here)
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(read here)
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Obamacare - What Transparency?
We're hearing a lot talk from the dinosaur media and Obama administration that civility and cooperation are needed in America. The disingenuous rhetoric coming from Pelosi and the rest of the Democrat talking heads place the blame on Republicans and the angry mobs. It's an old saw that says "talk is cheap". What are the facts?
The facts are that the Democrats came into office promising to be the most transparent, cooperative and bipartisan in history.
The following is a piece from the Heritage Foundations which proves beyond a doubt that the Democrats have not lived up to their promise of transparency.
with a hat tip to the Heritage Foundation
To ensure that the Senate would actually know what they were voting on, Sen. Jim Bunning (R-KY) offered an amendment that would have required that actual legislative text, as well as a final Congressional Budget Office (CBO) estimate of the cost of the bill, be posted for 72 hours on the Senate Finance Committee website for public review before the Senate Finance Committee could vote on its final passage. The Bunning amendment was defeated on a largely party-line vote, with all Senate Democrats - with the exception of Senator Blanche Lincoln (D-AK)- voting against it.
(read here)
Question: If Obama has all the answers and this is supposed to be one of the greatest and most complex bills in the history of this country. Why don't they want us to read it before it's passed?
Actually, this is a rhetorical question, I think we all know the answer.
Have a great weekend.
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The facts are that the Democrats came into office promising to be the most transparent, cooperative and bipartisan in history.
The following is a piece from the Heritage Foundations which proves beyond a doubt that the Democrats have not lived up to their promise of transparency.
with a hat tip to the Heritage Foundation
To ensure that the Senate would actually know what they were voting on, Sen. Jim Bunning (R-KY) offered an amendment that would have required that actual legislative text, as well as a final Congressional Budget Office (CBO) estimate of the cost of the bill, be posted for 72 hours on the Senate Finance Committee website for public review before the Senate Finance Committee could vote on its final passage. The Bunning amendment was defeated on a largely party-line vote, with all Senate Democrats - with the exception of Senator Blanche Lincoln (D-AK)- voting against it.
(read here)
Question: If Obama has all the answers and this is supposed to be one of the greatest and most complex bills in the history of this country. Why don't they want us to read it before it's passed?
Actually, this is a rhetorical question, I think we all know the answer.
Have a great weekend.
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Saturday, September 19, 2009
You may be a racist if ....
hat tip Missourah.com
It’s pretty exhausting trying to keep track of what is legitimate criticism of President Obama and what is racial hatred. That’s why I developed this handy flow chart:
(read here)
enjoy
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It’s pretty exhausting trying to keep track of what is legitimate criticism of President Obama and what is racial hatred. That’s why I developed this handy flow chart:
(read here)
enjoy
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Labels:
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Friday, September 11, 2009
Murders, Assailants and the Far Left

Authorities have charged an Owosso, Michigan, man with two counts of first-degree premeditated murder in the Friday shooting deaths of an anti-abortion activist and another man, a prosecutor's office said.
Several months ago when liberal left-wing radicals threw molotov cocktails at the Republican convention, many rightly identified the perpetrators as radical trouble making Democrats.
Well the left-wing radicals struck again this time in Owosso, Michigan. Although many on the left don't want political affiliation included in these stories unless the accused is a Republican, one needs to ask the question. Do the liberals consider Obama supporter Harlan James Drake (killer of Jim Pouillon and Michael Fuoss) a Democrat? I would hope they do because Drake is a DEMOCRAT and big time supporter of hope and change.
(story here)
So who really commits these hate crimes? I can tell you it is not who you would think from listening to the far left narrative and propaganda from the dinosaur media.
(read here)
Politically correct liberals like to rail at conservatives who realize the the real and present threat of domestic terrorist. Obama doesn't even want to use the term terrorist for fear of offending some groups. How many Christian terrorist do you find going around bombing innocent children and chopping off peoples heads?
I'm hoping we can now move forward and seriously discuss the warnings. I'm not sure how this could work and not impose on first amendment rights, but should we consider requiring truthfulness & imposing accountability on commentators who use the public airwaves? Problematic I know and so is the irresponsible commentary which leads to violence.
It's interesting that this story is not front page news like it was when Scott Roeder killed Dr. George Tiller. Speaking of irresponsible commentary, I haven't heard of any comments from the White House.
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